Extreme Computer User Gifts

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Out and In.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'Is this the new input device?'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Essex computer.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Ever since my great fall, I've been searching for that same adrenaline rush."

'Miss Baxter, bring me another computer.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'Just doing the school run.'

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

Mountaineer accidentally knocks off the peak of a mountain.

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

'How was your holiday? Go anywhere interesting?'

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

Internet Dude

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

Your hands are cold...

'This baby has lots of memory.'

Two mice teasing a computer mouse for being different.

Computer problems

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'