Extreme Commuter Pillows

'Just doing the school run.'

The Courier Out of hell

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

"They've replaced the company car."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Road Construction Blues.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Pope Francis on public transport.

'I forgot my keys!'

Boris Johnson type riding a Boris Bike hire bicycle.