Extreme Commuter Mugs

'Just doing the school run.'

The Courier Out of hell

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

Jungle Taxi

"We live in interesting times. Present company exempted, of course."

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

'Goodbye, dear. This is the kind of day that makes you feel glad to be alive.'

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

"They've replaced the company car."

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'Price at the pumps.' 'Glass of wine then?'

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

"I'm finding this model very economical!"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

Road Construction Blues.

Bus has destination that reads, 'Oblivion'.

Cops on trains: 'Is that a truncheon, or are you just pleased to see me?'

Man sees boar running down road and yells, 'Road Hog!'

"Hazmat's been very good to me. But my first real love is still beekeeping."

"No I didn't fly here. I drove."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Jungle Taxi

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.

Human Cull: Car drivers who honk their horn at cyclists for no good reason.

Man - spreading.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I forgot my keys!'