Extraterrestrial Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

Anaerobics

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Alien Snowmen

dog vs UFO...

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

How am I abducting?

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien Assumption

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

How to draw a martian!

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

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'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"They're very time-sensitive."

Area 51: The Inside Story

Witch has Exorcise Video.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

UFO and snowman

"Shoulda brought the weed."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

"I'm going to shoot some hoops with members of the Flat Earth Society."