Extraterrestrial Activity Gifts

'My folks are away and I have the ship. What do you say we go out and do some crop circles?'

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Outer Space Outsourcing

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

High-gravity baseball

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

How am I abducting?

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Elevator Music