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"I think you can take either lane, dear."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Get ready ... Get set ...

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Route 666

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

Expresso Lane

Pick a direction.

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

10 items or less

Supermarket customer types.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

"Who's next?"

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

"Route US 666"

12 items or less. 12 items or else.

'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Right lane must be from out of town.

'Funnily enough, in true Cheetah style, we met through speed dating...'

'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'

'Is this high enough?'

"The cops were on to him"

One way bridge.

Highway of Life. No "You" Turns Ahead.

Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.