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"I think you can take either lane, dear."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Route 666

'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'

'I hope no one thinks this ride is a bromance.'

"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."

Pick a direction.

Flying Coach Beating Traffic

10 items or less

Supermarket customer types.

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'Well, occasionally it is good to see team members outside the office.'

"Who's next?"

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

"Route US 666"

Directional signs: 'Pawtucket and Mawtucket'.

'Not so fast, Louie -- this may be a trap...'

'Yes, I called you. I've broken a finger nail!'

'Happy Father's Day, Dad. You were always there for me, except for that close call on highway 16.'

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

Right lane must be from out of town.

"The cops were on to him"

'Funnily enough, in true Cheetah style, we met through speed dating...'

'Is this high enough?'

'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'

One way bridge.

Loan company has express lane for transactions of $900 or less.

Express checkout lane for younger person prescription pick-ups.