Expressionist Prankster T-Shirts

Drunk artist paints pink elephant.

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'