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Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

Soldier armed with a pen.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The devil you know and his plus one

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

Je Suis Charlie

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

Autocensure

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Museum of Natural Cliches

S**t Threw a Goose

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."