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Cartoonist Stabbed By Censorship Swords

First They Came for People Whose Work I Disagreed With Somewhat

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Soldier armed with a pen.

The devil you know and his plus one

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

The Elephant in the Womb

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

'I think you've put that in the wrong place.'

Je Suis Charlie

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Autocensure

S**t Threw a Goose

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

Censorship.

Museum of Natural Cliches

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."