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'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The devil you know and his plus one

Soldier armed with a pen.

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

The Devil's in the detail!

Freedom of the press

'Here's the good news. 'Happy camper' and 'are we having fun yet' have been added to the official list of banned cliches.'

What every man thinks to himself when he puts on a pink shirt.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"I still have my loophole, but I can't drive a truck through it."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

Censorship.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"At first I thought I'd hate it, but now I have to have it."

Who are you?

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

"Sorry, I don't have an opinion - just in case I get vilified on social media. . ."

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Bad Career Move

Censorship is killing free society.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

'It's a demonstration by people who disapprove of what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it.'

'My dear boy its a wonderful display of post modern expressionism with overtones of Dada.'

Lady mimics The Scream.

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