Add a touch of humor and personality to their space with a pillow that celebrates the joy of quick deliveries. Comfortable and clever, it’s a perfect gift for their home or office.
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
Amazon Drones Delivering Babies
The Official Covid-19 Diet
"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."
Heavy meals on wheels
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
North Pole twinned with Amazon
Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!
'And remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
'Bag? Any vouchers? Like a packer? If you have two of those... What type of apples are these?'
"Here's a coupon for you...it's for a text book on simple addition."
"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"
'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'
"All this time I've been dealing with sharks and polar bears to get food. I should've been using Uber Eats a long time ago."
"That salesman was right. This company does ship orders fast!"
Working hard to maintain customer relations
'Well, we're still tweaking a few bugs in our online ordering service...'
Pizza Palazzo. Relax - It's only the post office that's thinking of stopping Saturday delivery!
Postal Worker Satisfaction
Cornucopia Prime
10 items or less
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
Supermarket customer types.
Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!
"Who's next?"
'Would you like express or economy delivery?'
"I'm Dr. Martin. I'll be performing your C-section. These are the anesthesiologists, Dr. Chang and Dr. Deepthi; our nurse practitioners, Ellen, Tabitha, and Jenn; my mother Denise, my brother Todd; my neighbor Hector...."
"Sorry to bother you, Kringle. I missed Fed Ex and this has to be in client hands by morning."
"You got to love DoorDash!"
Oh, sure, but when I bring food to the door, you scream.
12 items or less. 12 items or else.
Bucket brigade delivery.
Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.
'Friend of mine got in the express lane with 16 items. I never saw her again.'
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