Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.
Express Courier T-Shirts
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"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."
"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."
"Bob! Your manure's here!"
Food deliverer's baby.
Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.
A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.
"Mail's here."
'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'
"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."
Recalculating!
North Pole twinned with Amazon
Running Latte
"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."
"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"
"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."
Sushi Train Set.
"Anything for me?"
"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."
"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"
'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'
"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."
'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'
Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.
'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'
'Respectfully yours, EJK...followed by an appropriate emoticon.'
The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.
"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."
'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'
Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'
'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'
"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"
Bunny express,
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