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'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

The Courier Out of hell

Drool Marks

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Food deliverer's baby.

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Recalculating!

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

Dog traps the postman.

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'Beware of the teenager.'

New Marvel Heroes

"On your left."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Anything for me?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Dog's game

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

"There's the mailman!"

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"