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'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

The Courier Out of hell

Drool Marks

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"Mail's here."

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

Recalculating!

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Dog traps the postman.

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

'It's a new rule, sir - There's a seven-day waiting period for stamps now.'

New Marvel Heroes

'Beware of the teenager.'

"On your left."

"Look, you got mail! Press the 'fetch' key."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Anything for me?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

Dog's game

Postman Drops Off Post In Medical Building.

"I have to be honest. I would really miss it if there were no more Saturday mail!"

"There's the mailman!"