Express Courier Mugs

Delivery express man stands in Express line in store.

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

Food deliverer's baby.

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Recalculating!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Running Latte

Sushi Train Set.

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"I wish you would actually sell one of these novels...all these returned manuscripts are giving me backaches!"

"Anything for me?"

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Boss, can you check the address again? I have a bad feeling about this one."

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

The Consequences of an Interrupted Shower.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'Respectfully yours, EJK...followed by an appropriate emoticon.'

'Honey, it's your worms of the month delivery!'

'Oh oh...this isn't my mace, it's whipped cream!'

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Modern Cupid

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.