Organ Courier Mugs

"I have bad news about the replacement heart, but good news if you're feeling peckish."

Food deliverer's baby.

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I'm interested in working with animals and deliveries."

Workers family tree.

"On your left."

"I needed a gig to tide me over between baby booms."

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'I thought I'd never say this, but I think we might've traveled too far this time!'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

'My patient needs a new kidney. Make any grave mistakes today?'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'I'm organic.'

Modern Cupid

"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."

Love by bike

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

'Oh I've seen this before - an encounter with the Goldberg Variations I fear!'

'We're donating our organist to science.'

"Yes, we've accepted late deliveries before... but 75 years!!!"

'My wife doesn't appreciate that I push the envelope every day.'

Transplant delivery

Can't Count Dracula

The shakedown escalates.

'Sure I can do same day service.'

"Hmm, great! - no sign of that dog..."

Caution Fragile

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

"I cant do that! Who's gonna deliver the mail?!"

Two Pints Today Please.

Hitching a lift

'Traffic Jam.'

I lost a heart in San Francisco.