Exploring New Tech Gifts

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Robotic Man

I have an idea - Let's sit around the campfire and watch scary movies on our iPads!

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Connected to Technology.

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

Your Future Home.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

Early Programmers.

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

'If I can't do it by iPhone, I don't do it.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'We haven't the foggiest what it does,but it plugs into a computer and retails for three fifity.'

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Information Tightrope.

"Hello ... Susan ... Joe ... Not ... Make ... It ... Me ... Joe's ... Robot ... Me ... Programmed ... Take ... You ... Dinner ..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Entomology Reference

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"Home is where the WiFi is."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

The Thinker

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Man and dog on their hover boards.

"All I need now is a trainer!"

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'

"I'd like to make a return."

Low tech tech friendly solution to the gulf oil spill?

"I'm Robo, your evening news anchorbot..."

Luddite Zoom.

"She thinks it's a touchscreen."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'