Learning New Tech Gifts

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"I got connected to the internet!"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Silver Surfer.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'The idea is to go where no man my age has gone before. I want to be the 'John Glenn' of Salsa.'

"Hello? JS electrical? It's about this flat screen television I purchased from you."

Luddite Zoom.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The AdRams Family no.1- Computers for kids

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

My First Boat

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Learner driver is a crash test dummy.

Two years ago, during a special episode of the Ask Sadie show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she can deal with her midlife crisis. Here is an actual reader letter: Dear Sadie, My son just taught me how to use an iPad, so I am writing to tell you that doing so makes me feel young again. You might want to try it. - Nathaniel from Ontario. Thank you for helping me feel young! I may not be as spry as I was back in the old days ... but at least I've never taken two whol

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"It's bad enough my kids know more about computers than me, but I'm not taking this from YOU!"

It's a class for beginning e-reader users. Ah, Kindle-garten!

Hello, Patty!

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Ice rink"

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

"You have reached your destination (for the 4th time tonight, I might I add?)"

'Hello, technical support? Which one is the 'any key'?'

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'