Exploring Media Gifts

"He's certainly been getting a lot more than his normal share of media coverage lately."

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Welcome to the future"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

In the Guru District

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

Wildlife

"They grow up so fast."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Tourists

Easter Island legs

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'What zip code are we in now?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

World Tour.

"National security adviser"

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

Create some buzz!