Exploring Intimacy T-Shirts

"I thought videoing ourselves in bed would be more fun than this."

Dominatrix

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"Arouse Me!"

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Was it funny for you?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

You're too intimate!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"My orgasm was fake."

"I never want to speak to you again, but I'm find with sex and other non-verbal activities."

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"Use your inside voice."