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'See - I told you so.'

'Hoyle arrived home to find his wife had already donned her goatskins'

Romance

Relationship Warning Lights

"This will be hilarious!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Global Positioning Manual

"Arouse Me!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Was it funny for you?"

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

You're too intimate!

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

The Discovery of the Principle of the Parachute during a landslip in the Apennines

"Now what?"

"Not tonight! I have a headache!"

'Will you marry me, Pam?'