Adventure In Intimacy Gifts

'See - I told you so.'

'Hoyle arrived home to find his wife had already donned her goatskins'

Romance

Relationship Warning Lights

"This will be hilarious!"

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Global Positioning Manual

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Was it funny for you?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

First Date

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

You're too intimate!

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"Foreplay? What do you want that for?"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Sat Nav: G Spot?

"Now what?"

New Karma Sutra: No.1 The Begging Position.