Technology Vs Intimacy T-Shirts

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Sauvignon Bonk

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Pyjama party

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Global Positioning Manual

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

Heart To Heart

'That must be my computer date.'

Romantic Coffee Dates

You're too intimate!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Was it funny for you?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"My orgasm was fake."

"Use your inside voice."