Technology Vs Intimacy T-Shirts

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

Sauvignon Bonk

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Pyjama party

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Big Data Tonight

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Global Positioning Manual

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Heart To Heart

Romantic Coffee Dates

'That must be my computer date.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

"Was it funny for you?"

You're too intimate!

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

"Cold, colder... Warm, warmer... Hot, hotter... Cold, colder, freezing!"

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."