Exploring Genres Gifts

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Free Bird!"

'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Musical genres

Listen, just because he's moving from fiction to literature doesn't mean he's better than us.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Chicken soup books

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

"All those in favor of eroticizing our annual report 'aye.'"

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

Emigrating to France.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Sex Section in the Library

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Best sellers/Worst Sellers.

Autobiographies - Fiction and Non-fiction.

Military history

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'What if we just cut back on our genres this year?'

Bookshop with various 'soon to be' ads on books.

Skedaddle travel.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Pop Up Pointillism.

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

'It's all made by stateless people, wanderers, nomads, whose only anchor is cheese.'