Exploring Dark Humor Pillows

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Another day at work would be one too many...

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Out To Lurch

Dead Funny

'The cash bonus incentives don't appear to be having the desired results. So, I've hired Rocky, here. He'll be providing the heads of the least productive departments with his own brand of incentive. If you know what I mean.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Murder in Apartment 6-K

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

The practical psychopath

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

End the Winter Blues

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."