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Welcome to Essex: Conditions Apply

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Easter Island legs

Tourists

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Look, a bug!"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Sparkling Water

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Frog in the puddles.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

"Draw your own path."