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Welcome to Essex: Conditions Apply

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Wildlife

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Tourists

Easter Island legs

'What zip code are we in now?'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

World Tour.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Look, a bug!"

Fly Fishing

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Sparkling Water

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Frog in the puddles.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Where the wild things were."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"Draw your own path."

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"