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"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

'Do you have any last words? -- I'm going to smother you in onions.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

Samuel de Champlain

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

How am I abducting?

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Early accounting scandals.

"And you need to know this why?"

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Greatly enlarged view of newly discovered particle.

Geekasaurus.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"Earth, you'll need our standard Roswell cover"

If you see something, say something.

Person welcomes alien to Earth, and is consequently zapped.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Alien spaceship gets tangled in a kite.

'Great Moment #200 in Computing: Columbus discovers the COBOL Islands.'

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

Tourists and GPS

Anecdote Magazine

"I resign!"