Exploration Geek Pillows

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

NASA rocket disturbs aliens

"Ferdinand Magellan sailed all around the world in a ship? Wouldn't an airplane have been faster?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Dr. Roo.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

How Glaciations Begin

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

The nerds go on their first road trip.

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

On board the MS Hepatology

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...