Exploration Geek Mugs

'Obviously the natives here are sophisticated tool makers.'

'Curious Man Discovers Magnifying Glass With His Magnifying Glass.

"Carstairs...I firmly believe that things could be worse."

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

NASA rocket disturbs aliens

"Ferdinand Magellan sailed all around the world in a ship? Wouldn't an airplane have been faster?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

How Glaciations Begin

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Rainbow/Horizon

The nerds go on their first road trip.

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

On board the MS Hepatology

'Yes, It's in that direction.'

Facial hair continental drift.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."