Exploration Enthusiast Mugs

'He's never been much of a homebody.'

Columbus At Home...'A Spoon!'

'According to the grant all we have to do is write a 25-page report on what we discover.'

'Hi, there... you're all under arrest.'

'I'm serious. I really believe the world is round.'

"Doctor Livingstone, I presume?"

Man looking at 2 stone godesses, one with many arms, one with many breasts.

Guacanagarí would later regret putting up that sign.

'Nice RV!'

'I wouldn't go that way if I were you.'

On board the MS Hepatology

The continent you have requested cannot be found.

'Yes, Lewis and Clark, I'll giude you."

Captain Scott reaches the South Pole after Roald Amundsen

'A reprieve? No, you've been requested served rare.'

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

The Less Popular Sequel... 'Journey to the center of Iowa'.

'If you really want to explore where no man has been before you're wasting your time with Doris Scoggins.'

'It's going to be hard to get lost in these woods!'

Iran Defense

On 'oliday

The Vikings Discovered America Long Before Columbus!

"We're so excited! We're going someplace that we haven't already Googled to death!"

After the acrimonious break-up of Lewis and Clark, Clark goes solo.

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

"Oh no, not another one!"

"Are you young fellers surveyors? Cause I need to stake a claim!"

"Dad, where did you get the name Baldo?"

"Stormsm scurvy, mutinies, seasickness ... and chances are they won't even name this place after me ... "

The First Continental Breakfast

"Stay? But, Harv, there's a great, wide, wonderful world out there waiting for me!"

"First you forget the flag! Now you tell me you don't know how to yodel!"

Christopher Columbus, Kindle Generation

Vast Wasteland Ahead