Experimental Cyclist T-Shirts

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

You had me at vintage.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

Pelobong

Musical Bicycle.

Bike powered computer.

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Bike Romance

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

Tour de Pothole.

BMX Tricks

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'

"Regale me with more tales of the outside world."

'Gottleib, Gotlieb, look what I invented!'

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

Policeman fining man for going to fast on his exercise bike

Metaphysical Bike Parts.

Mr Thompson let go of the bike, and Bobby cycled freely into the new world, never to be seen again.

Grim reaper has a broken tricycle.

"None of these bikes have navigational systems, backup cameras or bluetooth."

"Son, it's against the law to ride a bike in this town without protective head gear."

The 'ironicycle'.

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

Bicycle with unusual wheel shapes.

'Cycling gives you a nosebleed? Try lowering the saddle. Next...'

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'

"The tricky part comes when I try it without the training wheels."