Road Cyclist T-Shirts

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

ET Mishap

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Touring Cyclist

Cycling with a harp case

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Food deliverer's baby.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Knight in shining Lycra!

Bradley Wiggins

French Early Bird

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

"On your left."

Pelobong

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

"YOU pass him on the left."

'I found another pothole.'

Very drunk professional cyclist

Wide Load.

Electric bike.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

'Oh course!'

'Your Dad'll give your bike back when he realises he won't qualify for 2012.'

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Prehistoric bikes and their advanced helmets.

"You're spoiling that dog!"

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Love by bike

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"Why have you come over here?"

"I want to report a race crime.'