Racing Cyclist T-Shirts

Eddy Merckx

'My feet are killing me.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Ancient Racing

"I need to tinkle."

Go! Means NOW!

ET Mishap

Cycling with a harp case

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Bob's Driving School.

Food deliverer's baby.

You had me at vintage.

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Snail Racing

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

French Early Bird

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

Bradley Wiggins

The polar olympics

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Tractor Racing

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

Birthday Racing Car