Experiment Virtuoso Gifts

The loneliness of the particle physicist...'Everyone's interested in things that are much, much larger.'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

Sexual chemistry set

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'