Experiencing A Drought Gifts

Farmer reads newspaper headline 'Drought Hits Midwest'; sees sand dunes and camel caravan through window.

'All we can do is hope for identity theft.'

In the future, wars will be fought over water.

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

'Yes, I think you better had ask Santa for it. Because there's no way I could afford to buy it.'

'We don't have a mission statement. We have a survival plan.'

"Generation X, Y or Z? No idea. My brat is Generation SLSLWMAF - Stinkin' Lazy, Still Living with Mom at Forty."

Harvey before and after.

"Got it!"

'I'll do anything to find water in this drought.'

Radiator Blues

'Listen... that sound... we're scraping the bottom of the barrel.'

'Just exactly how bad is our cash flow problem?'

Cash for gold.

Two people are sat in a cold café having hot chocolate.

'...Actually...we're trying to find our house...'

A house is carried off in a tornado.

"Water feature, water feature...."

'We have plenty of electricity and great phone service but still no rain.'

Entering California, Weather Permitting.

Music Festival

"Oh, I'm just riding out the cycle."

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

'I don't have any cash flow problems. It all washed away in the flood.'

Water is protected within a safe.

Tips on dealing with the drought.

'We just turned wine into water! We'll make a fortune in California!'

'I'm fed up with this hosepipe ban... I mean, it's not like we really need one.'

Are you sure this is where you left the rain gauge?

'Those were years of such ambitious plans ... before the money ran out.'

Pawn Shop: See us at your next inconvenience.

'Don't you know that a lot of people must die because they they don't have enough water? You better be thankful and stop moaning, mister!'