Expenses Claim Scrutinizer Pillows

Testing Division - How did my expenses claim stand up?

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'Take a letter,'

'Sorry to trouble you , sir , but did you remember to sign my expenses ?'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

'I knew it! Important Exclusion 347, 'Plummeting Pachyderms'. . .'

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

"About your self employed expenses, do you do anything purely for pleasure?"

"Unfortunately as the law stands at the moment 13 pints and a curry because you had a crap day isn't tax deductible!"

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

'How come you're questioning my petrol bill?'

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

'At $12 a glass, I want it to spit out what it drank.'

"Step in here Kimble, I'd like a word with you about your expense account."

Having to pay for health care up front.

'Thank you for you car expense claim . . .why are you wearing bicycle clips?'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

'It was easy for me to lose weight! They took away my expense account!'

'If people are supposed to live within their means, why are there such things as overdrafts?'

"I hope you don't mind the medical student who's here to observe my billing procedure."

'Drink up, Wilkins, this meal is 'on the firm'...'

'That lunch didn't agree with me - it wasn't tax deductable.'

"$865 attorney fee, $198 title insurance fee, $150 administration fee, $135 title search fee, and heck, let's add a $200 'at this point the client probably won't notice anyway' fee."

"So tell me, did you install gold, silver or platinum water pipes?"

Sheila Fraser's To-Do List.

Inland Revenue 'Think Disallowable'

Fees office!

Martin Health M.D. - practice limited to six figure diseases.

'Car expenses? So what's with the bicycle clips?'