Expense Conqueror Prints

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

Rage.

Homo Gamus

Gamers

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

'He struggles with having to do his own marketing.'

IRS tax instructions.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Neverending Task.

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Star Executive

'You must adopt a healthy lifestyle to work here because you'll have to sweat a lot of blood.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

Falling profits.

In the red

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

"You can see him now. His meds just kicked in."

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."

Health warning - This job will lead you to drink.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'What wine goes with an enormous expense account?'

Computer Gamers.

'I'm fully organized. Now I can freak out in some kind of order!'

"...and although the tortoise was severely speed-challenged, he achieved his sales quota through a strict goal-specific program."

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

"It could be a false negative Maybe I should take the test again."

Big City Bank Loan manager

Euro smashes other currencies.

"We have two offices throughout the world."