Copayment Conqueror Prints

Man about to pay his hospital bill notices a team of doctors and nurses waiting to resuscitate him.

Rage.

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Commutobile

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

The Devil's in the detail!

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'Watch it...I'm carrying a concealed weapon...my lawyer.'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Minister Starts at a New Church

A Learning Curve.

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Monday morning is nigh.

"That's the Ommbudsman."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

"The only thing wrong with Capitalism is competition. Sign this non-compete agreement."

'If the best things in life are free, we have too many of the worst things.'

In the red

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

' Even though you can't make heads or tails out of it, let me assure you, it is, heads we win, tails they lose.'

'Maybe framed copies of your mortgage, auto loan, and tuition loans are too much of a motivator. Maybe you need a financial planner.'

"Please fill out these medical forms, which are identical to the ones you filled out earlier online, and have the exact same questions your doctor will ask you later in the exam room."

Computer Gamers.

Commuter reads book entitled: Commuters for Dummies.

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

E-mail

'Good morning. You have twelve million terabyte unread e-mails.'

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

"We have a problem. It's called the competition."

Big City Bank Loan manager

"I can't believe I scored so low on my algebra test."

'It's not my job to argue with you, sir. So, I'm turning you over to Mrs Yomp.'