Expecting First Child Mugs

"Remember- we want her to stand out and fit in."

"I hate to be a dream snatcher but your baby is going to be just average."

'It's our first. Don't know where to begin. Haven't even picked out a domain name.'

'I'm pregnant.'

"This is my first!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"His first out-of-body experience."

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

A young Don King

Madonna of the Pukes.

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

A tube of toothpaste doesn't reach its full potential until in the hands of a baby.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

'She's just great with the children.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."