Expectancy Gifts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"They grow up so fast."

The Baby Walker

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

'Are you pregnant? How do you know? You look terrible!'

"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

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