Exotic Stew Creator Prints

The Magic of Microwaves: "Will it handle exotic stews?"

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

Vegetable Cook

'This is my kind of Chinese...A chocolate double fudge fortune cookie!'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

French suppers.

'It's an acquired taste!'

'When I first saw here I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, but not with beer at these prices!'

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'I think we should eat out in the hotel tomorrow dear.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

'How's the egg?'

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'Trendy cuisine marches on..' 'How's the ostrich?' 'Tastes like swan.'

'Call that a menu?' 'One word, stew.'

"Check this out, a 'Grizzly burger', do they honestly think that we'll believe it is made with real bear?"

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

Secret Family Recipe for Disaster.

Explorer's Club: 'Rule one - when you eat a hamburger, don't ask what's in it!'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"Are you ordering two more bottles or just slipping into your 'great icons of drinking' mode?"

"It's bird's nest soup rare!"

"We've got some tasty specials today! Our cooks' brother is a veterinarian..."

'First, you saute the blubber - then you deep-fry it in penguin pancreas...'

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

Try our frogs' legs.

'We're such fans of 'I'm a Celebrity', that we thought we'd try Rex's testicles.'

A Respite Between Courses

Caveman trying to light a gas oven by rubbing a stick into it

'This new ‘Exotic Foods' diet really works. I've lost 5 pounds running around looking for the ingredients!'