Exotic Fruit Finder T-Shirts

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Banana Split...

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

The Apple Picker Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree....

"Oh Darling, you're spoiling me! I've never tried tropical fish!"

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

A windfall pear falling straight into a bag of windfall pears.

Pianist being pelted with tomatoes.

Johnny Appleseed's Dirty Little Secret

"I love the way next door never tidy their garden - it's the perfect source of blackberries for our apple crumble."

'The fruiter surmised that the zineb caused catface.'

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"Phew! You're ripe! What's that brown spot?"

"Look Mom it's spring."

"I can't believe I threw all that away for a Cox's pippin!"

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'Do you have any oranges?'

Me, picking fruit.

King reaching for an apple

Johnny Appleseed's less popular brother, Joey Kiwi.

"He's cleaning his room because he needs some fungi and mold for his biology class."

Still life?

'Spring training on a rainy day'

Fruit. When you think about it, seedless grapes are kind of sad.

"I'll have the Bat Soup and Pangolin Pie, with Coronavirus to follow, please."

'You know that rare specimen you lost - I think I've found it!'

"I dread the pear-picking season."

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Spiro & Pusho and the pear tree.

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"These decorative watermelons are tastier."

Shoot your own apples

Try our frogs' legs.