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'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Seagiraffes

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

The Stripper

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

Scot country dancing,

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

Bayonne Festival

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Persian

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

Snake Charmer

Alternative Airport

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

'Careful, he bites.'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"It's for the damn parrot"

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'