Traditional Dancing T-Shirts

Square Dancing

Turn, turn and turn.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Folk Wedding

The return of Miss Subways

Scot country dancing,

Bayonne Festival

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

Blonde girl

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Baroque Dance Studio

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

A dreary maypole

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"She appeared shortly after I replaced the flute with a ukulele."

'I'm sorry, but there are no guitars in 'Oom-pah Band Hero'.'

"Tia Carmen, how come Dad doesn't let me pop fireworks?"

'Don't look at me like that! I'm the lord of the dance!'

'Oh no...a social-leper colony.'

'Morris dancing' "As part of 'Cool Britannia' it's actually our chefs cousin Morris who's heavily into hip hop..."

Russian Cyber Dance

"His act has never been the same since his wife started using the basket for her laundry."

Speeding lorry with Morris Dancer outlines on front.

Morris Dancers Stamping, Stamp Collectors Society

Tribal dancer - "No! It's jump. Step. Kick. Shout!"