Exotic Dances Mugs

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Seagiraffes

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

The Stripper

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'I want you to bring me one.'

'It appears to be some sort of tropical disease.'

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Scot country dancing,

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

'Kittens are cute, but I was thinking lion or tiger.'

'One of these days that finger is gonna tap into the water. And when it does...I'll be ready....'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Persian

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

Bayonne Festival

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

For some unknown reason, there were no takers for the Flavor-of-the-Month in June.

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

'Exactly what is wrong with the pie? I'll have you know I paid a lot of money for that bush meat at the corner shop.'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

Snake Charmer

'Head cheese? Swedish sausage? Limberger cheese? . . . Try Albania!'

Unknown fact - Oysters are easy to train and make great pets.

"It's for the damn parrot"

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Alternative Airport

'Careful, he bites.'