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"You know, after all we've been through, I was kind of expecting to hear something about slavery."

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Moses separating his Laundry.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

'Yes, all at once!'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

'Why me Lord?' '...because yo have animal magnetism Noah...'

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Warrior Woman

"I've told you before one at each end!"

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Little Known Moments In History

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Will you stop telling me to feed the Zebras? We just ate the zebras!"

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."

"Boss, you can't be serious! This can't be paradise. . . there's no football and no pubs!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

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