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'At first Moses thought he would multiply fish.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Physician tending a mummy.

Tourists in Egypt

65 Million Years Ago

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

"Life after death"

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Souvenirs.

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"Tut's outdone himself this time."

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

Playing Pyramids

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

Word Of God

'From what I can tell, it was once an Olympic Village.'

"Have you seen my Mummy?"

Tutankhamun's Legal Hieroglyphics

'Tch! Look at the dust in here.'

You know you're middle aged...

"I miss the days when my doctor was older than me!"

"It's the people we work with. They make me feel fat, too."