Existential Reflector Gifts

Creator's Remorse

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'Hamlet'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Chiller Theatre

"He's his own worst enemy."

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

Pastorius wonders why.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Needs to get a life"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Is this who I am?"

Dreams I have had...

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"But what if this is all there is?"

"When you look at me, Alice, what do you see?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"'Procreate'! I've climbed all this way to hear that the meaning of life is 'procreate'?!"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'The meaning of life? sorry, I can only answer 'true or false' questions.'

Pachyderm insomnia.

"I think I'll keep a diary..."