Existential Event Examiners Mugs

Find a mug that captures the curiosity of existential event examiners. Ideal for morning reflection or a quick mental refresh, our mugs blend wit and wisdom for those who love pondering life's big questions.

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65 Million Years Ago

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website. mockup

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

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Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

Cats want answer to the big questions in life. mockup

Cats want answer to the big questions in life.

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Chiller Theatre

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Pinocchio's Second Realization

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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"Needs to get a life"

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Pastorius wonders why.

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook mockup

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Optimist

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"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?" mockup

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

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"I'm learning to live with existence." mockup

"I'm learning to live with existence."

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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"Nihilistic customer service"

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"Is this who I am?"

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'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.' mockup

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

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"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!" mockup

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

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Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail mockup

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

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"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get." mockup

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

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"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them." mockup

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

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The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him. mockup

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

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"Be or be not. There is no question." mockup

"Be or be not. There is no question."

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Business Sisyphus

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Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty) mockup

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

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'Gee, I just never get tired of this!' mockup

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

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Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales. mockup

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

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'Thank you for not guessing.'

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"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives." mockup

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

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'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?' mockup

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

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