Existential Eater Prints

Decorate their space with prints that combine humor and philosophy, capturing the essence of the existential eater’s unique perspective on life and food.

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Cafe Philosophique

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"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are." mockup

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144." mockup

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

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Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach." mockup

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

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"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong." mockup

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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Today's special... donuts.

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"Why bother?"

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Chiller Theatre

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"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?" mockup

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

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"I shop, therefore I am."

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Pastorius wonders why.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

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"Needs to get a life"

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"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal." mockup

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

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"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System" mockup

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

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Extreme Sisyphus

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Optimist

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"You need to justify your own existence first."

"You need to justify your own existence first." mockup

"You need to justify your own existence first."

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"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?" mockup

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

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'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.' mockup

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

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"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity." mockup

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

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"Is this who I am?"

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Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

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An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten. mockup

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

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"But what if this is all there is?" mockup

"But what if this is all there is?"

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Fyodor Dostoevsky

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"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!" mockup

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

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"Life after death"

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"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?" mockup

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

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'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.' mockup

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

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Existential Eater Prints Collection

Existential Eater Mugs

Explore more mugs designed for the existential eater, offering witty and philosophical designs perfect for morning reflection.

Existential Eater Pillows

Find pillows that bring comfort and a touch of humor to their home, featuring designs perfect for the existential-minded food lover.

Existential Eater T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the existential eater’s love for food and profound humor, ideal for casual and thought-provoking style.