Existential Crisis T-Shirts

"Love is the temporary illusion that you're not alone in the universe"

"...But am I a cartoonist because I can't make it as a stand up?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

The Origins of Everything

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Dreams I have had...

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

A Poem about Sand

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

Anywhere but here

Life and Death

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

"The meaning of life, eh? Beats me... Let's google it."