Existential Crisis T-Shirts

"Love is the temporary illusion that you're not alone in the universe"

"...But am I a cartoonist because I can't make it as a stand up?"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"Why bother?"

Chiller Theatre

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Extreme Sisyphus

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

The Origins of Everything

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

Dreams I have had...

"Life after death"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Anywhere but here

A Poem about Sand

Life and Death

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

'Kafka! Kandinsky! Kokoschka!'

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."